Hello beautiful people
Hey Guys!, so I've been away for a quick minute, solely because I have had nothing to say really, but I'm back back back! Back again again again!!!
So what's been going on you might ask, well let's see, since my last post I've been up to the sisters casa to spend a lovely valentine weekend with my niece, who by the way is amazingly cute and was an absolute jewel on my sister date night with the hubby( no too cry cry and shit no dey for body) she slept like a beauty, but I will say this when she shits, your nostril will not fail to notice, even if your sense of smell is not functioning properly, the whiff you get from her adult poo will tell you different, Omo! the stench is real HEAVY!!!!!!! but her cuteness forgiveth all STENCH so I can easily forget the horridness that occurs once she's all clean ad lovely again. Another discovery is her "gimme gimme attitude" with her hand stretching out for everything in sight and as far as her vocabulary is concerned every animal is a "Birdie" even dog sef na Birdie.
Losing weight has got to be my longest goal for quite a while now. I always start the journey but consistently quit after a while( to eat healthy and working out can be a mission), at least that was they way i saw it until end of last year November.
Having not seen my brother for the longest while last year( we usually have to set appointment, he's a very busy man lol .. I joke), he came round and we went out for dinner, him, me and my immediate elder sister. In the course of the evening we took pictures, laughed, chatted, ate some good food (Thank you Las-Iguanas, you never seem to fail me), observed our scenery,(mostly people watching and making comments...lol),this i won't forget, we saw a very bad case of an ill-placed lace wig on some girl's head and my brother didn't fail to enter the girl with insults. Anyway, after much chill-axing into the late night and eating to our satisfaction we decided to be on our merry way home, but not before we had taken some pictures for memorabilia sake. It was then this TRAGEDY occurred, Ghen! Ghen!, i started to assess the pictures for Instagram posting( Thank God for filters), but why was i looking extra-large and seeing folds in the side of my tummy?, what was happening to me?!, was I becoming the MICHELIN tyre mascot?. No way!!!, upon all the suck belle make shirt fine, my rolls were just making hits. This was when i knew something had to be done and fast, there was no way i was going to be noticed as "the FAT one" in my family GOD FORBID! it. I've had friends whom my mum referred to by their fat when trying to ask about them and their well being and i wasn't ready to become one of those kind of people to my friend's parents, NEVER!!!!!. So i took my fat by her handles and said the relationship between me and you is OVER, you must be gone!.
So sitting in fellowship really digging our discussion, contributing and feeling like a scholar, our introduction expressed that "It is one thing to earn divine favour and it is another to have it for keeps", which in all honesty I believe this to be very true because some people take the favour of God for granted, especially when they've been very expectant and they receive and show no gratitude whatsoever afterwards and when it is taken away from them they begin to bind, cast, forbid and reject from Mount Everest to Kilimanjaro, blaming the devil for all their shortcomings and not knowing it is as a result of their own ingratitude that has caused God's favour to be taken away from them. "I'm single, because I take relationships seriously!"- Lekeisha
Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, 'That's nice.'- Penn Jillette
I am willing to tolerate a lot of things, but this is one of the many things I cannot and would not stand for. Cancel on me last minute and I promise you, you will pay for it (adjusting halo), unless you jazz my life there's no way I will stand for such shenanigans. Having said all this, let me share with you amazing people my situation and frustration. HELLO!
