Knock Knock...
Anybody home?! *clearing cobwebs*
I know I know I've been AWOL, but you know what, Annie weren't lying when she said IT'S A HARD KNOCK LIFE- with university and just grown-up life in general, it ain't all the beans they knock it up to be.
I hope you haven't gone far, because I have some interesting things to talk about....
To say the least I haven't really been feeling inspired to write for a while. Why?! because life was so hectic and well my juices weren't flowing. But that all changed on this night, the night of the 24/06/14. Chilling with the fambam ( which rarely happens as it is), but more so it was disgust rather than inspiration that birthed this post. As it were,we are all home on this fine evening watching this episode of "First Dates".
Synopsis: First dates is a show set in a restaurant which flits from table to table, showing people meeting for first dates to see whether they can find love or not.
Usually before showing the daters on their dates they do a pre-intro to us viewers of the daters and I must say guys I was gagging on my couch just watching this first dater, like, it was as if I should just enter my TV and K.O this guy, it was so unsightly. Let me start by saying he was the most NARCISSISTIC and MORONIC jerk that i have come across.( God forbid it that there are people worse than him in the world).
You may ask why I have said this. Well let's start here.....
We are introduced to this dude called Rajan, who calls himself the "Dating Terminator", who calls themselves the "Dating Terminator", what does that even mean?. This was just the beginning of the end of a date that would put you off forever. This guy walks into the restaurant laughing so raucously, for what reason i know not because he wasn't talking on the phone or walking in with anyone(still that's a matter of opinion, calling someone crazy for that). He proceeds to the bar, engaging the barmaid in conversation after ordering a drink and i kid you not when i say this guy was just a JERK. The conversation went thus:
Rajan: Hey, where are you from?
Barmaid: I'm French
Rajan: Voulez vous coucher avec moi
Barmaid: *walks away* without hesitation
REALLY?!
Well guys it didn't end there. It was just the beginning of a horrendous date.His date walks in not long after that and takes off her coat and walks up to him at the bar. Wearing a red figure hugging dress with her six inch heels, she asks if he's the one she's meeting, they get through all the introductions and then this dude barfs up the WORST opening salvo ever.. and I'm quoting him "Christmas must've come late for me, because Santa left you under the Christmas tree for me". The poor girl didn't even know how to react-bless her soul. That said, the guy didn't give her time to recover from the cringe moment that had just occurred before he dived into the deeper end of the ocean by flirting with the barmaid right in her presence and when asked if he was a ladies man, he replied " I just like to have fun".....( At this point, if it were me I would've tipped a glass of wine over this dude's head and walked straight out, not even giving him the time of day to redeem himself). But this girl stuck it out and still went on the date with him regardless..*sigh*
Could this date get any worse? Yes!.. and it did.
Not long after they're seated, this guy asks if she's sexually active and proceeds to suggest that she knows she wants him and all that, giving it laldy with such vigour.You could see the stick go right up his behind, in a manner of speaking, because from the way he was talking, in his mind he was a god like Zeus. He then carried on by telling her he's attracted to her for her and not for her knickers( like who asked if he was interested in her for her knickers, why would his thoughts even go there if it were not the case).The horror of the date didn't stop there, he continued by telling her how he could last THREE HOURS in bed, like she should be impressed. I mean what is he, A HORSE?.
Anyway, the date came to an abrupt end when she asked if he could remember her name and he replied "No" and further justified himself by saying she only told him it once,so therefore it wasn't his fault he couldn't remember. He then asked if she would go on a second date and she replied "yes", giving him a second chance regardless of his indecent behaviour. However when asked, you could just see in his eyes the urge to knock her back and that he was going to say something ultimately stupid, and not without fail he did. His reply simply was " it was a good date but I don't see you like that- there was no spark, we could be friends though"
HUH??? Wait! What just happened?
Yes guys, he knocked her back just for the fun of it. See why i called him a JERK!. After she sat through all his improper talk. Don't get me wrong I'm not saying it should warrant a second date( I would personally slap her if she said yes even if he asked). Still it confirmed what a NARCISSISTIC and MORONIC jerk he was. All in all the date ended prematurely as this girl couldn't take it any longer, she stood up and walked off into the sunset.
This however brings me to ask these questions. What exactly do you think the conversation on a first date should be about? and to what limits can you tease your date. Also what are the worst pick up lines you've ever come across?...
Share your thoughts.....
I love you for listening to me ramble....
XOXO
Mena
